50+ Funny Christmas Quotes And Messages | Funny Xmas Sayings

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So today we are giving away some Funny Christmas Quotes to have a laugh.So utilize these cool Funny Christmas Messages and Quotes to lighten out the mood and to have more fun for upcoming Christmas eve when you gather with your Family including Parents, Siblings, Cousins and Friends.Its okay to be serious but now is not the time and i hope there is no point in explaining it for you as you already know what exactly i meant.We are all set to celebrate the birthday of Jesus Christ who lived and died for the mankind, but that doesn't mean its a serious situation.obviously its a Birth celebration and jokes and fun is indeed required at that point.

Now let me break it down for you, yeah not every one have an excellent sense of humor but, that's okay because which is exactly why people like me are playing an underdog to help people in need in return for your love and prayers.The best part is that not only you could use them in speeches or texts you may also use them as even pick up lines on your crush or even update them as your Christmas Whatsapp Status too.I know you are looking forward for some high quality Funny Christmas Messages so here they are.

Funny Christmas Quotes

it is needless to mention that jokes can always make you famous and worth remembering, so take charge and rule this year's December.Also use these Funny Christmas Sayings in the Christmas Cards you will mail to your dear ones so as to put a smile on their faces as well.

Funny Santa Quotes

Why doesn't Santa have any kids?
A: He only comes once a year.

Why the Christmas tree can't stand up?
A: It doesn't have legs.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws.

What does Santa do with fat elves?

He sends them to an Elf Farm.

What do you call an elf who sings?

A: A wrapper.

Why is Christmas like a day at the office?
Because you do all the work, and the guy in the suit gets all the credit.

If you can't wrap Christmas presents well, at least make it look like they put up a good fight.
- A Guy Named Kelly ‏@kellysdf

I left Santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk and he put a solar panel in my stocking.
- Earthman Adam ‏@AdamOfEarth

“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”
– Victor Borge

“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.”
– Melanie White

“I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.”
– Winston Spear
Have you seen these Christmas Images list.
“The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the three most terrifying words that the government allows to be printed on any product: “Some assembly required.””
– John Leo

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Now i feel relived after sharing all these extra ordinary stuff with you my lads now, its turn to make maximum use of it by spreading them all across the web and the world as many as possible ways for which i leave the podium for you guys.I sincerely hope that all of the Funny Christmas Quotes i have crafted were good enough and let me know as soon as possible as i would love to help you all.